”He had a half hour conversation with a janky goldfish” “He gave a very long sermon about how limes are the best citrus fruit and it only ended because the folding chair he was sat in backwards shut itself and he lost his pants getting unstuck” “He decided to see what the mustard was saying by plugging headphone into it” Sounds like a compelling read…
Actually your jerkwad boyfriend took pictures of the chair debacle instead of helping too. He’s a terrible friend!
You’re welcome by the way, it’s not a problem and I’m glad you have us now because I can’t imagine not wanting to do your best by your friends. Also I know what it’s like to be flatter than flat broke but I have a job and that means I can do stuff for my friends; like getting them the quality headphones they deserve :)
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Re: for willtheunwise
Date: 2023-04-04 12:37 am (UTC)”He had a half hour conversation with a janky goldfish”
“He gave a very long sermon about how limes are the best citrus fruit and it only ended because the folding chair he was sat in backwards shut itself and he lost his pants getting unstuck”
“He decided to see what the mustard was saying by plugging headphone into it”
Sounds like a compelling read…
Actually your jerkwad boyfriend took pictures of the chair debacle instead of helping too. He’s a terrible friend!
You’re welcome by the way, it’s not a problem and I’m glad you have us now because I can’t imagine not wanting to do your best by your friends. Also I know what it’s like to be flatter than flat broke but I have a job and that means I can do stuff for my friends; like getting them the quality headphones they deserve :)