”He had a half hour conversation with a janky goldfish” “He gave a very long sermon about how limes are the best citrus fruit and it only ended because the folding chair he was sat in backwards shut itself and he lost his pants getting unstuck” “He decided to see what the mustard was saying by plugging headphone into it” Sounds like a compelling read…
Actually your jerkwad boyfriend took pictures of the chair debacle instead of helping too. He’s a terrible friend!
You’re welcome by the way, it’s not a problem and I’m glad you have us now because I can’t imagine not wanting to do your best by your friends. Also I know what it’s like to be flatter than flat broke but I have a job and that means I can do stuff for my friends; like getting them the quality headphones they deserve :)
Just you wait, I'll write my dissertation on you one day.
Wow. He's officially in the doghouse. Again.
That is the one nice thing about growing up at least, being able to afford nice things for our friends. But the whole drifting apart really sucks. I miss when we could all just get together after school :(
I’m officially deciding to replace my siblings with you because when they heard they demanded to see the pictures immediately >:(
I’m sorry, I don’t want to always duck out of social stuff for work but after everything I don’t have much of a college fund so if I want to go I have to work :(
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Date: 2023-04-04 12:37 am (UTC)”He had a half hour conversation with a janky goldfish”
“He gave a very long sermon about how limes are the best citrus fruit and it only ended because the folding chair he was sat in backwards shut itself and he lost his pants getting unstuck”
“He decided to see what the mustard was saying by plugging headphone into it”
Sounds like a compelling read…
Actually your jerkwad boyfriend took pictures of the chair debacle instead of helping too. He’s a terrible friend!
You’re welcome by the way, it’s not a problem and I’m glad you have us now because I can’t imagine not wanting to do your best by your friends. Also I know what it’s like to be flatter than flat broke but I have a job and that means I can do stuff for my friends; like getting them the quality headphones they deserve :)
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Date: 2023-04-08 01:47 am (UTC)Wow. He's officially in the doghouse.
Again.
That is the one nice thing about growing up at least, being able to afford nice things for our friends. But the whole drifting apart really sucks. I miss when we could all just get together after school :(
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Date: 2023-04-09 10:10 pm (UTC)Ha! I might even let you use me for science!
I’m officially deciding to replace my siblings with you because when they heard they demanded to see the pictures immediately >:(
I’m sorry, I don’t want to always duck out of social stuff for work but after everything I don’t have much of a college fund so if I want to go I have to work :(